Shitmaxing 

The action of holding in a massive shit for a prolonged period of time. Synonymous with clinchmaxing, but must be done whilst a shit is in the rectum.

Bill:

“Bro, Logan is an absolute legend at Shitmaxing! One time he didn’t shit for a whole month!”

John: “Wow, what a sigma!”

Shitmaxing by 5555555577777777777skibidi April 22, 2024

Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.

I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!

Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

Shipmating 

To call a junior sailor over to where your standing or sitting with the intent of jacking him/her up (yelling at him/her) for a minor offense. The person shipmating must use a "come here" motion with their hand by opening and closing it in rapid succession. Shipmating is normally done only by senior enlisted (Chief Petty Officer) sailors.

One can "shipmate" multiple people/things at a time by holding up both arms and possibly a leg.

The shipmate may actually be anyone or anything. Drunk Chief's have been known to shipmate signs, coffee cups, beer bottles, or prostitutes.

Background: In the U.S. Navy the term "shipmate" is seen as mostly derogatory in nature. Normally one is only called shipmate when they are in trouble or have done something wrong. The term shipmating was coined to describe the act when a Chief jacks up a sailor by calling him shipmate and motioning for him to present himself by the "come here" motion with his hand.

That Chief just shipmated those sailors for shopping in their work uniform. He's really getting his shipmating down, I watched him jack up 20 sailors today.

"Hey, do you guys want to go shipmating today?" "We can jack some dudes up down at the Navy Exchange (department store)".

Shipmating by esleven April 28, 2011

shiteating cocksucker 

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

shiteating cocksucker by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009

shitming 

A person who measures their curtains inaccurately and so it trails slightly on the floor.

'Have you seen how long those currtains are?!'

'Yeah, Niall measured them, whatta shitming!'

shitming by Fatty Warren December 28, 2009

shitfacing 

verb: The act of making comments or adding content to your social networking profile while intoxicated.

Man, I'm in so much trouble with my boss. I forgot that he friended me last week, and I was shitfacing about how much of a tool he is.

shitfacing by bstiff February 23, 2009

Shitfacing 

A collective action of drinking in order to get shitfaced.

Guys it's Friday let's get a collective shitfacing action going!

Shitfacing by fantasy January 23, 2013