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Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.
I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!
Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

Stinkmaxxing 

The art of stinking worse than everyone else. Thy whom stinks most like shit is crowned worthy "stinkmaster"
Jeremi: *Hits fucking mental clip*
Thomas: "Stop stinkmaxxing bro"
Stinkmaxxing by MaltbyIsShort November 20, 2023

spinemaxxing 

Doing near excessive amounts of lower back work and or doing various deadlifts with a rounded back to build a spine of steel
Normie lifter: Stop deadlifting like that you're gonna break your back
Esoteric lifter: I'm spinemaxxing
spinemaxxing by thatguy7373 February 23, 2024

Shitmaxxing 

The act of pooping as hard as possible, normally performed when constipated.
Opposite of clenchmaxxing.
Billy: Hey bro I just finnished Shitmaxxing!
Ronald: Erm... what the sigma
Shitmaxxing by EpokGamer69 June 1, 2024