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Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.
I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!
Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

Stinkmaxxing 

The art of stinking worse than everyone else. Thy whom stinks most like shit is crowned worthy "stinkmaster"
Jeremi: *Hits fucking mental clip*
Thomas: "Stop stinkmaxxing bro"
Stinkmaxxing by MaltbyIsShort November 20, 2023

spinemaxxing 

Doing near excessive amounts of lower back work and or doing various deadlifts with a rounded back to build a spine of steel
Normie lifter: Stop deadlifting like that you're gonna break your back
Esoteric lifter: I'm spinemaxxing
spinemaxxing by thatguy7373 February 23, 2024

Shitmaxxing 

The act of pooping as hard as possible, normally performed when constipated.
Opposite of clenchmaxxing.
Billy: Hey bro I just finnished Shitmaxxing!
Ronald: Erm... what the sigma
Shitmaxxing by EpokGamer69 June 1, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026