shopmaxxing

Shopmaxxing is when you shop for a lot of things .

I don't have any clothes, time to start shopmaxxing.

shopmaxxing by TacobellROCKS January 3, 2024

Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.

I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!

Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

slowmaxxing

slowmaxxing is the pinnacle of a slow paced life. It is a term popularized on Twitter by @robyns_quill. Its derivatives are snailmaxxing or the "Kyle Anderson" Method. Take your time with the little mundane things and see how much more you will appreciate life and God's creation. Less anxiety, more gratitude.

This morning i woke up early and i took 15 minutes making my pour over coffee. Later tonight, im baking the cookie dough i left chilling in the fridge for 48 hours. Yeah, i guess you can say i've been slowmaxxing.

Yo you want to come over later? I slow maxxed yesterday and prepared a 24-hour brisket.

slowmaxxing by sudonimb May 10, 2022

Sodmaxxing 

The act of playing the game World of Warcraft, Season of Discovery, at the expense of your health, and financial welfare. When "Sodmaxxing", a person ceases to want to do everything but play SOD to the point that they lose their entire life and mental awareness of the world

I haven't seen Todd in months since the launch of SOD, has anyone else seen him? No, he's SODMAXXING, and may be lost to us forever, we need to try to get him help.

Sodmaxxing by Eugenixfenom April 7, 2024

Shitmaxxing 

The act of pooping as hard as possible, normally performed when constipated.
Opposite of clenchmaxxing.

Billy: Hey bro I just finnished Shitmaxxing!
Ronald: Erm... what the sigma

Shitmaxxing by EpokGamer69 June 1, 2024

sbpmaxxing

doing everything in one's control to STOP BEING POOR

hey man, I know it's been difficult for you, but are you sbpmaxxing?

sbpmaxxing by sbpgame September 1, 2024

soolmaxxing 

for someone to keep jerking off right after ejaculating going for another one. could go on till they’ve completely hollowed out their nuts (sool -> soul in Japanese so basically their nuts are as hollow as a ghost/soul)

fuck I’ve been soolmaxxing for too long

soolmaxxing by soolthedivine March 24, 2025