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Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.
I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!
Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

Staxxing 

The calm collection of everyone's cash, done smoothly and seemingly so cool every guy wishes they could be staxxing. Instead they settle with being amazed by his staxxing abilities.
There's Jon staxxing it up again.
Staxxing by Touchoffae November 16, 2019

suimaxxing 

Suimaxxing is the act of stretching your balls by the use of shoving a tube of water down your Penis hole, and filling up the testicles with that water.
suimaxx”!
Suimaxxing is the act of stretching your balls by the use of shoving a tube of water down your Penis hole, and filling up the testicles with that water.
suimaxxing by suuuchan February 4, 2024

Susmaxxing

Commiting sussy acts for the sake of being sus
Person A: Dude, why are you being so sus?
Person B: I'm susmaxxing, dude
Susmaxxing by King of Pedars August 7, 2021

sexmaxxing 

Just like maxxing out at the gym but this one is in bed. Could be with ur main or side either way u maxxing out.
Bro, i spent this weekend sexmaxxing with becky. My dick is so sore.
sexmaxxing by cfowned November 14, 2023

Stinkmaxxing 

The art of stinking worse than everyone else. Thy whom stinks most like shit is crowned worthy "stinkmaster"
Jeremi: *Hits fucking mental clip*
Thomas: "Stop stinkmaxxing bro"
Stinkmaxxing by MaltbyIsShort November 20, 2023