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suimaxxing 

Suimaxxing is the act of stretching your balls by the use of shoving a tube of water down your Penis hole, and filling up the testicles with that water.
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Suimaxxing is the act of stretching your balls by the use of shoving a tube of water down your Penis hole, and filling up the testicles with that water.
suimaxxing by suuuchan February 4, 2024
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Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.
I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!
Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

Susmaxxing

Commiting sussy acts for the sake of being sus
Person A: Dude, why are you being so sus?
Person B: I'm susmaxxing, dude
Susmaxxing by King of Pedars August 7, 2021

stimaxxing 

Maximizing one's stimulus. Common with young people online.
Bruh there's absolutely no way you're focusing on your homework, TikTok, the music, and the football game right now, stop stimaxxing
stimaxxing by jaloiz October 21, 2024

sexmaxxing 

Just like maxxing out at the gym but this one is in bed. Could be with ur main or side either way u maxxing out.
Bro, i spent this weekend sexmaxxing with becky. My dick is so sore.
sexmaxxing by cfowned November 14, 2023

Sigmaxxing 

Becoming a sigma male in order to become more attractive.
John: Sean why are you such a lone wolf?

Sean: Well obviously it's because i'm Sigmaxxing!
Sigmaxxing by Sigmaxxer January 3, 2024

succmaxxing 

The art of maximizing success, especially in social or romantic endeavors, by employing one's charm, charisma, and attractiveness to the fullest extent. Often associated with achieving peak performance in attracting others or reaching personal goals.
"After months of self-improvement and refining his social skills, Jake decided to go out with confidence, fully succmaxxing at the party and leaving a lasting impression on everyone he met."
succmaxxing by Cackgod February 6, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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