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Shitmaxxing 

A strategy used to build bodily mass, in which one holds in his/her feces in to increase the productivity from a workout. The goal of shitmaxxing is to hold your feces in until you're at least finished with your workout. The longer one holds his/her shit in, the larger the gains. The basic theory behind shitmaxxing is that the uncomfortable feeling caused by holding your feces in incites a flight or fight reaction, leading to an increase in testosterone and adrenaline production. This in turn leads to more reps, more sets, longer sessions and more gains.
I started shitmaxxing and my gains increased by ~27%. Gaining mass has never been easier!
Shitmaxxing by JTdem October 15, 2021

Susmaxxing

Commiting sussy acts for the sake of being sus
Person A: Dude, why are you being so sus?
Person B: I'm susmaxxing, dude
Susmaxxing by King of Pedars August 7, 2021

stimaxxing 

Maximizing one's stimulus. Common with young people online.
Bruh there's absolutely no way you're focusing on your homework, TikTok, the music, and the football game right now, stop stimaxxing
stimaxxing by jaloiz October 21, 2024

sexmaxxing 

Just like maxxing out at the gym but this one is in bed. Could be with ur main or side either way u maxxing out.
Bro, i spent this weekend sexmaxxing with becky. My dick is so sore.
sexmaxxing by cfowned November 14, 2023

sbpmaxxing

doing everything in one's control to STOP BEING POOR
hey man, I know it's been difficult for you, but are you sbpmaxxing?
sbpmaxxing by sbpgame September 1, 2024

Sigmaxxing 

Becoming a sigma male in order to become more attractive.
John: Sean why are you such a lone wolf?

Sean: Well obviously it's because i'm Sigmaxxing!
Sigmaxxing by Sigmaxxer January 3, 2024