Shitledge 

A ledge from which one may shit off of, or upon, depending on preference.

Dude, if you need to go to the bathroom, just use my shitledge; it's right over there.

Shitledge by yetimade June 18, 2013

Shitbadger 

A useless person

Sky forgot his charger, because he's a total shitbadger

Shitbadger by T Q February 20, 2017

shitergency 

When you are having a bathroom emergency.

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.

shitergency by CharisAycock January 16, 2016

Shitegeist 

That which is popular but ultimately worthless. often based upon media based images and embodying a crippling shallowness. By it's nature, transitory, so today's shitegeist is tomorrows chip wrappings. Defived from Zeitgeist, but embodying the meaningless of postmodern culture.

"Peter Andre and Katie Price define the current shitegeist"

"Britney's chavvy new look really captures the shitegeist"

Shitegeist by Motoguzzi May 23, 2009

shitmidget 

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

shitmidget by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

shitmergency 

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.

Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.

shitmergency by Lala May 13, 2005

shitteded 

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ

Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.

shitteded by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016