shitegery

(shit-TEE-jər-ee)
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.

2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.

At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.

Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.

shitegery by Pippizzle February 27, 2010

shitery

A series of events that are in bad in nature.

Let me set the stage for the shitery that is about to happen.

shitery by eFn BaTMaN July 21, 2016

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

urban shittery 

when you KEEP GETTING REJECTED BY EDITORS

wow, this is Urban Shittery! if i keep getting rejected i'm going to hang myself...

urban shittery by UnSanitary September 23, 2017

shittery

A rest stop or other such enclosed group of restrooms.

"Dear, pull over at the shittery so I can stretch my legs!"

shittery by souldesqueeze April 29, 2004

Shittery Fuck Fuck 

When you're screwed over (or boned) in the worse possible manner.

When the hull of an intergalactic vessel breaks and you're stuck in a vacuum of space because of it.

Zach Hammond: Be careful, the whole section leads into the vacuum of space......and the Necromorphs have completely taken over the ship!

Isaac Clarke: Oh shittery fuck fuck!

Shittery Fuck Fuck by Meta Tam When Hi Non July 27, 2010

Shiteatery 

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

Shiteatery by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022