shitfidget

Any state of posturing or adjusting of the body prior to or after taking a dump.

Shitfidgeting or not there is now way I'm going to make it home before I poop my pants.

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by chew jo October 23, 2015

Shitfinger

The result when one's finger(s) rip through the toilet paper and protrude into the anus during post-defecation cleanup.

This cheap goddamn toilet paper again? I get shitfinger every time I wipe with this.

by Joe_C388 June 11, 2011

Shitfinger

One who cleans out his own arsehole with his index finger after he shits in somewhere other than a toilet.

John Crick: Shitfinger!
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by TheEveryman May 16, 2009

shitmidget

A person, usually male, who acts like a douchebag in a manner that comes, not from confidence, but obvious over-compensation for low self-esteem.

"Joe is telling everybody about his hot long-distance girlfriend from Canada again - what a shitmidget."

by Mister Satyr March 7, 2009

shitfight

an excruciating task, a hassle, fighting a losing battle, something you hate to do

Sorry I'm late. The Belt Parkway was a complete shitfight. It took me two hours

by Big chip and lou cyph January 22, 2011

shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

Shitfinger

a person who scratches their ass and smells it

someone whose hands smell like shit

Get away from me with your shitfinger!

Stop scratching your ass you shitfinger!

by Sonny Black Monster December 21, 2008