shitlagged

A combination of suffering from jet lag while being shitfaced at the same time.

Mary was so shitlagged after getting off a fight from NY to LA after slamming six double bloodymarys on the flight that she couldn't find the baggage area and passed out in the men's restroom at LAX.

by shit for brians September 13, 2010

Shitbaggery

Uses: Military(Nautical), Humor
Pronounced: 'Shit-bag-ery'

1.) The act of performing actions that are similar to those of a stereotypical shitbag.

2.) The refined art of evading any and all forms of work to get others bitched at, and maintain a complete lack of usefulness.

1.) "What manner of shitbaggery is this?! You don't put a fucking paperclip into a spaceheater, asshat!"

2.) "You, me friend, are proving to be quite adept in the arts of Shitbaggery. If I didn't know any better, I'd think you've had quite a bit of practice."

by Tyler Penley April 21, 2006

Shit Lagged

What jet lag does to your bowel cycle.

The act of losing control over ones shitting timings due to changes in time zones while travelling.

Dude, the other day I was with this chick and in the middle of the date, I felt the sudden urge to take a dump. I'm so frikkin shit lagged.

Jet lag I can take care of, but what do I do with shit lag?

by KMH123 September 28, 2013

Shitageddon

When you take a shit that rumbles the earth, a shit that has a smell that could only possibly be summoned up from the fiery depths of hell.

A shit so bad, you are in pain.

Can also refer to gas.

I was on antibiotics and I had some tea with condensed milk and later that night I had my own personal Shitageddon.

by ARR DARMA September 5, 2009

shithagged

for use instead of 'drunk', 'shitfaced' or 'wasted'

i got completely fuckin shithagged the other night and woke up inside a mammal.

by Jasknob March 1, 2009

shitbaggery

The act of using any availiable resource to avoid working. This act generally requires weak excuses or more effort than the originally required.

Bob: "The boss wants me to write this spreadsheet by tomorrow- so I told him that my Mom died"

Fred: "that's some shitbaggery right there!"

by shitbagger September 1, 2007

shelagged

Stemming from the scottish word shelag (an extremly dope young female and/or farm animal) Shelagged means that you had kinky sex with a hot girl. So if you shelagged someone had you pretty much are the freakin man!

Yo have you tapped that dope chick yet?

Nah but last night I shelagged the shit outta a goat

by dipper jones February 29, 2008