shitmergency

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.

Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.

by Lala May 13, 2005

shitergency

When you are having a bathroom emergency.

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.

by CharisAycock January 16, 2016

shemergency

an unfortunate occurance that is both uniquely feminine in nature and very urgent.

Janice, cover for me! I'm having a shemergency and need to buy some tampons and Shout wipes ASAP!

by Alana Post September 11, 2005

shotmergency

1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)

2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar

bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*

by Brotocol May 26, 2011

Slutmergency

(N) An expression used to describe a situation where one feels whore-like or skanky. Can replace the common expression "help" in many circumstances.

Slutmergency! I woke up to someone and I don't remember going to bed with them!

-or-
"He's so hot, I can't help but hop on his sexy self! Slutmergency!!"

by lmaowhat March 6, 2016

Shimergency

An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.

PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"

PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."

by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008