shitergency
I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.
shitergency by CharisAycock January 16, 2016
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shemergency
shemergency by Alana Post September 11, 2005
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shitmergency
A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.
shitmergency by Lala May 13, 2005
shotmergency
1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)
2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar
2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar
bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*
shotmergency by Brotocol May 26, 2011
Shimergency
An event in which someone will stop doing anything because they need to drop a deuce within the next 30 seconds whether they're ready or not.
PERSON 1: "Why did Ron jump off the mechanical bull so quickly and waddle over to the bathroom?"
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
PERSON 2: "Those street tacos he ate earlier in Tijuana gave him a shimergency."
Shimergency by Nick, the Mob Stopper May 19, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.