High out of your mind, the supposed second evolution of slapped and or clapped (depending on where you are from)
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.
This state of being can only achieved by some straight gas.
I hung out at Ava's yesterday, she had some gas, man. we smoked that shit and i went straight f o o l i s h, I got Shitslapped af.
by Clit Sammich October 24, 2019
Get the Shitslapped mug.The state of being completely and utterly wasted. Drunk beyond all belief. A step past shithoused. Many things can happen when one attains the level of shitslapped, such as being that guy, passing out in obscure places or vomiting all over yourself. (more often than not a combination of the three results).
Person 1: "dude i got totally shitslapped the other day and t-bagged my bro because i thought it was the girl who passed out"
Person 2:"dude..., weak."
Person 1: "never again redline and vodka"
Person 2:"dude..., weak."
Person 1: "never again redline and vodka"
by jakedog93@aol.com October 21, 2009
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1. Small, Insignificant, or Irrelevant;
2. Not worth mentioning
3. Engaged with moreso out of expedience than desire or afinity
2. Not worth mentioning
3. Engaged with moreso out of expedience than desire or afinity
1. Ex President George W. Bush was cultivated, bred, & educated in a Shitskipped region of west Texas.
by The'Gist February 23, 2010
Get the Shitskipped mug.Someone who finds it acceptable to shit onto their hand, and violently clap his or her hands together. This process causes an almighty explosion of shit.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
This technique can be hard to master, but once you have perfected your shitclapping skills, you will be able to wrangle yourself out of almost any unpleasant situation.
Also a perfect word for YouTube trolls, as it engages them in battle of bother grammar and common sense.
Wife: "Darling, wont you come with me and my frail elderly mother to the local flower show?"
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
Husband: "No offence dear, but I would rather shit onto my hand, and clap."
YouTube Troll: "That is the most cruel thing I've ever seen, disliked."
YouTuber: "You stupid shitclapper! Did you watch the entire video??? They weren't in any danger!"
YouTube Troll: "Shitclapper? Wow you, I'll never recover from that, brb, gonna go kill myself."
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