Definitions by highyieldjoe
Post zip drip
No matter how many times you shake your penis when you put it away and zip up the last drip comes out leaving a wet crotch stain mark.
Matlock: Elton what happened to you? What’s with the water on your pants?
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
Elton: I don’t know what happened. I shuck it but after I put it away and I get the drip. I have post zip drip.
Post zip drip by highyieldjoe July 18, 2023
Post zip drip
After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Post zip drip by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
forced wipe
when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass
Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.
forced wipe by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017
shit lapped
when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.
Joe: Have you seen Terran?
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.
shit lapped by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013