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Shitlapse 

When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.
Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."
Shitlapse by KidGoyard November 14, 2016
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A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.
"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."
Shitlips by Colinito October 20, 2006

Shelapse 

Getting back together with an ex girlfriend who you know isn't good for you
Chris: Hey Tony did you hear about mike and christina?
Tony: Yeah man he totally shelapsed!
Shelapse by Superduster November 15, 2011

shitcase 

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out
Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!
shitcase by checheishere May 14, 2011

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.
"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"
shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

shitarse 

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.
Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.
shitarse by owmykidney March 28, 2015

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy 

Shithausen syndrome by proxy (SSBP) is a mental health problem in which a DJ makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a munter. Shithausen syndrome by proxy is a form of abuse.
Is the DJ playing music? No its house. Shithausen syndrome by proxy
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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