Shitlapse

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When you are fucked over at social gathering such as ( EG: Frat Party) that you were invited to by a friend. Then something along the lines of "Fuckery" kick in at another social gathering, however this time you invited or attended the event with the same person.

Tyler - "Last time she made out with this one guy at that frat party. I can't believe I was invited basically to watch that shit."

Harrison - "But bro you're the one to talk. Your drunk ass tried fighting that same guy, at the frat last night. Smh you're fuckin stupid, she attended the party to see you start shit... thats not cool bro."

Tyler - "Fuck ehhh.. I guess its a complete Shitlapse."

Shitlapse by KidGoyard November 14, 2016

Words you can keep

Shitlips

A person who tends to talk about things without knowledge, and usually incorrectly (i.e. talks out of their ass), or generally speaking, an idiot.

"Nice try, shitlips. Too bad Jackie Wilson sings that song."

Shitlips by Colinito October 20, 2006

Related Words

Shitlapse • Shitlapped • Shitlips • shitarse • shitassed • shitcaps • shitcase • shitcasserole • shitlagged • shitlamerde

Shelapse

Getting back together with an ex girlfriend who you know isn't good for you

Chris: Hey Tony did you hear about mike and christina?
Tony: Yeah man he totally shelapsed!

Shelapse by Superduster November 15, 2011

shitcase

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out

Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!

shitcase by checheishere May 14, 2011

shitassed

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004

shitarse

A pro-wrestler who is so unable to perform basic actions correctly and at the right time, that they almost certainly are unable to wipe their arses properly, leading to them walking around with their arses being all shitty. Hence, shitarse.

Man, I just watched a match involving noted shitarse Magnus. He's fucking terrible, at everything.

shitarse by owmykidney March 28, 2015

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy

Shithausen syndrome by proxy (SSBP) is a mental health problem in which a DJ makes up or causes an illness or injury in a person under his or her care, such as a child, an elderly adult, or a munter. Shithausen syndrome by proxy is a form of abuse.

Is the DJ playing music? No its house. Shithausen syndrome by proxy

Shithausen Syndrome by Proxy by Gavinna December 5, 2021

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026