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Shitdraft by Nicolettegray August 28, 2016
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shiterati
Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
shiterati by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008
Related Words
Shitdraft • Shitcraft • Shitdrift • World of Shitcraft • shit drifter • shit raft • Shiterature • shiterate • shiterator • shitbrate
Shiterator
A horribly programmed iterator used on a hash table. Only useful if the data structure that it will be used on is designed around the concept of using the shiterator. A typical shiterator takes an integer in its first() method call. Thus defeating the purpose of an iterator.
Person 1: "Why am I getting a "No matching call" to iterate.first()?"
Person 2: "...first() takes an integer."
Person 1: "...the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know, person 3 programmed a shiterator."
for(i = 0; i < table size; i++)
{
iterator.first(i);
while(!iterator.done())
{
std::cout << iterator.current();
}
}
Person 2: "...first() takes an integer."
Person 1: "...the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know, person 3 programmed a shiterator."
for(i = 0; i < table size; i++)
{
iterator.first(i);
while(!iterator.done())
{
std::cout << iterator.current();
}
}
Shiterator by sonofsonofspock December 13, 2010
Shitrat
1. A person, usually a teenager, who acts like a little shit. Shitrats are usually also wangsters, in that they dress and act like thugs. Most shitrats smoke pot and/or drink, and most have or will end up having criminal records. Shitrats enjoy pissing people off, and usually use homophobic or childish insults. Shitrats won't fight unless there are at least ten times as many of them. Shitrats have little regard for other people, preferring to talk down to anyone and everyone, even their shitrat friends. Shitrats usually mature into junkies. The term originated in St. Margaret's Bay, Nova Scotia.
2. A name Jim Lahey gives to Bubbles' cats on Trailer Park Boys, a popular Canadian TV show. Origin of the above term, Bubbles' cats were always getting into shit.
2. A name Jim Lahey gives to Bubbles' cats on Trailer Park Boys, a popular Canadian TV show. Origin of the above term, Bubbles' cats were always getting into shit.
shiterature
the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.
Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?
"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
shiterature by pspczar February 16, 2006
shitraction
Similar to a contraction but in lieu of a human baby, it is a shit baby. The moments before you deliver your shit the pressure becomes so great you hold it in and release pressure, then repeat for the next movement of pressure until the shit baby is born.
shitraction by Peta J April 2, 2015
shitrat
shit·rat
–noun
1. A compound noun, joining the word 'shit' in its adjectival, derogatory sense and 'rat' in its slang noun sense (a person who abandons or betrays his or her party or associates).
2. Slang. Derogatory term used to describe a thoroughly disliked person.
3. Victim of unfortunate circumstances or irony perceived by the speaker of the word as a somewhat comedic situation.
-adjective
1. Slang. Closely related to its definition as a noun: it can be used to describe a person or situation. However, in it's current form it poses several grammatical contradictions to the English Language. If one is particularly concerned about grammatical fluency, they may feel inclined to use the term 'shitratworthiness'.
–noun
1. A compound noun, joining the word 'shit' in its adjectival, derogatory sense and 'rat' in its slang noun sense (a person who abandons or betrays his or her party or associates).
2. Slang. Derogatory term used to describe a thoroughly disliked person.
3. Victim of unfortunate circumstances or irony perceived by the speaker of the word as a somewhat comedic situation.
-adjective
1. Slang. Closely related to its definition as a noun: it can be used to describe a person or situation. However, in it's current form it poses several grammatical contradictions to the English Language. If one is particularly concerned about grammatical fluency, they may feel inclined to use the term 'shitratworthiness'.
-noun
1. He's got himself into a shit situation because he betrayed all his friends like the rat he is: the most ideal and conventional scenario in which to use the word 'shitrat'.
2. I hate everything about that guy, he's a real shitrat.
3. So it turned out that there was nothing wrong with his exhaust but after five minutes of driving away from the garage, his exhaust fell off; what a shitrat!
-adjective
1. Your hair looks shitrat today OR there's a certain shitratworthiness about your hair that I can't deny.
1. He's got himself into a shit situation because he betrayed all his friends like the rat he is: the most ideal and conventional scenario in which to use the word 'shitrat'.
2. I hate everything about that guy, he's a real shitrat.
3. So it turned out that there was nothing wrong with his exhaust but after five minutes of driving away from the garage, his exhaust fell off; what a shitrat!
-adjective
1. Your hair looks shitrat today OR there's a certain shitratworthiness about your hair that I can't deny.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.