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A wad of toilet paper placed in the toilet BEFORE taking a shit, so that your shit won't splash toilet water onto your ass or crotch.
I always build a shit raft before taking a dump.
by Kelly Shitrafter March 02, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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