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shiterati

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment
Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati
by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008
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Shitbrains

a person that has shit for brains, and/or asks idiotic questions
Shitbrains you fucking tit!
by hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmim gay November 3, 2010
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Shiterator

A horribly programmed iterator used on a hash table. Only useful if the data structure that it will be used on is designed around the concept of using the shiterator. A typical shiterator takes an integer in its first() method call. Thus defeating the purpose of an iterator.
Person 1: "Why am I getting a "No matching call" to iterate.first()?"
Person 2: "...first() takes an integer."
Person 1: "...the fuck?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know, person 3 programmed a shiterator."

for(i = 0; i < table size; i++)
{

iterator.first(i);

while(!iterator.done())

{

std::cout << iterator.current();

}
}
by sonofsonofspock December 13, 2010
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shiterneting

this is when you have wireless internet and take a crap while having a laptop in your lap that is connected to the internet. developed while actually shiterneting
dude last week i took this shit and i was talking to my girlfriend online at the same time. i totally shiterneted
by puck August 11, 2004
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shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.
Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
by pspczar February 16, 2006
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Shitcation

Shitcation is when young ladies in West Africa particularly Nigeria and Ghana go for an adventure to Dubai in search of money through prostitution. This happens with the aid and connection of a local pimp. They end up getting pooped right into the mouth after the unlimited gang bonking including ghetto gagging and all the nasty indulgence for the gratification of the Arabian men just for the money(dollar).
It is coined from the merging of shit + vacation and shorthanded as shitcation.
Shayc: Wonder why Poloo went for few days vacation in Dubai and then return with a brand new car

Lutterodt: the hustle is real bro. That's the power of shitcation
by Shayc babs March 4, 2019
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Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.
I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.
by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022
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