Shitdrift

When a cat has poo stuck to is’t butt fur and runs/wipes it on the carpet in a semicircle.

Did you see Fluffy’s shitdrift? It defies laws of physics.

by Violator0325 November 26, 2022

shitarific

Shitarific is slang for something that is so shitty, it is almost good. Almost.

"Did you see that movie Gigli?"
"No, why?"
"That crap was shitarific!"

by ColdVantage February 21, 2005

ShitRite

A colloquial and derogatory alternative name for the ShopRite chain of supermarkets located in the U.S. North East. Usually used by someone who hates shopping at the store or hates working there.

You don't want to work at ShitRite, you should be a peepshow janitor instead. At least you'll get more respect doing that.

by JamesOhio September 23, 2009

shitdrilling

much like drilling for oil, when you shit, you usually hit gas before you get to what you want

since he had to go, jason decided to do some shitdrilling.

by Cupcake Sally April 28, 2010

shopdrifting

To haphazardly relocate store merchandise, due to laziness or lack of cash, rather than to put it back where you found it.

You were hella Shopdrifting that beef jerky and pez into the ice cream freezer the second you had a jones for that rotund burrito.

by metadrool October 11, 2010

Shitdriller

The male version of a "coalburner" or "mudshark", a white man who dates, has sexual relations with, or marries a black woman, and often adopts the behavior of young black males

What room does she have to talk about my brother being a Shitdriller? Her daughter is a Coalburner to every buck in the 'Hood!

by theshadow49 January 9, 2010

shitprints

The paw marks that your beloved feline pet leaves after she has had a dump in the litter box and trod in her somewhat damp turd. When she exits the box to come and say hello and be told what a good girl she is there is a shitty trail of paw prints on your floor

Hey Mick, Freddi just had a dump and left shitprints on the floor again. I suppose it's my turn to clean up again...

by Almeria August 21, 2009