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Shit Surge

The intense feeling of pain that comes in waves right before explosive diarrhea. Intestinal gurgling with tightening of the guts is common. Often accompanied by the meat sweats.
After I ate that 32 ounce steak, I immediately had shit surges on the way home in the car.
by groady280 August 7, 2017
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shit surgery

one who undergoes surgery of the Colon, Rectum, or Sphincter.
hey, are you ready for your shit surgery?
idk... im kinda nervous...
by GABEBESTX1771 February 26, 2025
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sargent shit head

1.A degogative term for a police man or woman.
2. a drill sargent
1. sargent shit head gave me a ticket.
2. sargent shit head says I got a do 100 push ups.
by Deep blue 2012 October 1, 2009
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shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011
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shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
Don’t bite the shitburger!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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Shitburgers

An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.
Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?
by fungal_intersections January 21, 2013
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Shitburger

An alias for the 2009 PC Game title "Wolfenstein" which is universally considered the worst and most poorly designed of all in the legacy of the Wolfenstein property. Design and implementation by Raven software, most specifically lead designer Eric Biessman, many who have since called for an industry blacklist of his engagement on any future game titles.
Dude don't bother with Shitburger; Raven Software doesn't know what they are doing and Eric Biessman belongs in a different vocation.
by LODE777 October 23, 2011
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