Shincident

combination of the words shiny and incident where one is distracted by a shiny object for a short span of time.

I was just abo....sorry did you say something? I had a shincident.

Shincident by Flamewing March 7, 2008

Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

Stintcident 

A Stintcident is a accidental stint on a bender involving strippers, a large amount of cash and unhealthy amount of Nosebeers

Person 1: dude where have you been for the last week? You’re on the police missing persons list
Person 2: Mate i’ve had myself a stintcident

Stintcident by Stintcident November 21, 2020

Shopcident 

The act of accidentally shopping.

I had a few things in my Amazon basket and did not delete those things I really did not want to buy and accidentally purchased them. This was an unforeseen shopcident.

Shopcident by GruntZog July 3, 2020

Shaccident 

Noun. When one mistakenly shacks (shares a bed/spends the night romantically, the act of sex isn't a shack requirement) with someone for an evening, whether it was a drunken mistake or turns ugly later. The term can be used to refer to the incident itself or the person shacked with.

I had a shaccident. I shacked with that guy, and now he's clingy like a parasite. OR That was a total shaccident. I didn't realize how ugly she was until this morning. OR He's a shaccident. I meant to shack with his friend instead. OR She's a shaccident. She was a terrible kisser.

Shaccident by Nerdpimp March 21, 2009

Chincident 

And incident or problem that has someting to do with your chin.

"I feel bad for that kid Bret."
"Yeah I heard he had a really bad chincident."

Chincident by ;lkj;lkj;klj;lkj March 30, 2009

Shitcident 

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.

I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.

Shitcident by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010