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Suiccident 

intentionally playing with unintentional death
"free solo climbing is playing with gravity , his death wanst an accident nor a suicide , it was a suiccident"

"steve irwin death wasn't an accident nor a suicide , wrestling with crocs and stingrays is a suiccident"

"if bungee jumping is a sport for the adrenaline , so should russian roulette , gambling with life gone wrong is a suiccident"
Suiccident by XeiDaMoKa June 21, 2025
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Snaccident 

(pr: Snax-eh-dent)
n. When food (a snack) is consumed in an accidental, often regrettable way. This can refer to accidentally eating food of questionable quality and/or quantity.
1. I happened upon an all-you-can-eat burrito buffet and had a near-fatal snaccident.

2. I snaccidentally ate one of those ham sandwiches made out of pizza slices from 7-11. I think I need to get my stomach pumped.

3. I only wanted one Pop Tart, but I ate the whole box on snaccident.
Snaccident by Eary June 2, 2007

Shitcident 

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
Shitcident by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

Snaccident 

Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family sized bag of chips by mistake.
“Mom, I had a snaccident. We need more barbecue Lays.
Snaccident by Word.maker June 6, 2018

snaccident 

The consumption of small finger food (like crackers and dip) you hoover up at gatherings without even thinking. Suddenly, you look down and you're covered in cracker crumbs, three bean dip and have no memory of eating these things.
I'm hoping to lose the five pounds I put on due to all those holiday snaccidents.
snaccident by buffycee October 5, 2011

Snaccident 

Unintentionally eating an entire pizza, party size bag of chips or meal without a meal in mind.
person 1: "Hey!! You ate all the pizza before I got home!"
person 2: " Umm, It was a snaccident. I wasn't that hungry , but the pizza was gone before I knew what happened!"
Snaccident by Niffsie February 10, 2017

saccident 

Accidentally glimpsing a drag queen's scrotum. Can also be used when a man cuts himself while shaving his balls or when he's freeballing and gets his nuts caught in his zipper.
Kathleen: OMG, Did you see Dixie Longate last night at Manhole?

Chad: Did I ever! She was on the floor doing high kicks and I saw her gonads.

Kathleen: Sounds like she had a saccident!
saccident by The Benigma January 2, 2009