Stintcident

A Stintcident is a accidental stint on a bender involving strippers, a large amount of cash and unhealthy amount of Nosebeers

Person 1: dude where have you been for the last week? You’re on the police missing persons list
Person 2: Mate i’ve had myself a stintcident

by Stintcident November 21, 2020

Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.

If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"

by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010

Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.

I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.

by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010

shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011

Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.

"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."

by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015

Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!

by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017

Shincident

combination of the words shiny and incident where one is distracted by a shiny object for a short span of time.

I was just abo....sorry did you say something? I had a shincident.

by Flamewing March 7, 2008