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Shopcident

I had a few things in my Amazon basket and did not delete those things I really did not want to buy and accidentally purchased them. This was an unforeseen shopcident.
by GruntZog July 3, 2020
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snapcident

Emma: "Snapcident! Yikes I just sent that Snap to my old neighbor!"
by blindsided September 5, 2014
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Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010
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Shaccident

Noun. When one mistakenly shacks (shares a bed/spends the night romantically, the act of sex isn't a shack requirement) with someone for an evening, whether it was a drunken mistake or turns ugly later. The term can be used to refer to the incident itself or the person shacked with.
I had a shaccident. I shacked with that guy, and now he's clingy like a parasite. OR That was a total shaccident. I didn't realize how ugly she was until this morning. OR He's a shaccident. I meant to shack with his friend instead. OR She's a shaccident. She was a terrible kisser.
by Nerdpimp March 21, 2009
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Shitcident

When a monster poo clogs the toilet, and evasive cleanup measures are required for post-flush overflow.
I came home from my jog to find that my husband had spent the last 45 minutes cleaning up after an unfortunate shitcident.
by Dumper's Wife April 21, 2010
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shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.
wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.
by dj ngar January 24, 2011
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Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.
"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."
by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015
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