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Shaccident

Noun. When one mistakenly shacks (shares a bed/spends the night romantically, the act of sex isn't a shack requirement) with someone for an evening, whether it was a drunken mistake or turns ugly later. The term can be used to refer to the incident itself or the person shacked with.
I had a shaccident. I shacked with that guy, and now he's clingy like a parasite. OR That was a total shaccident. I didn't realize how ugly she was until this morning. OR He's a shaccident. I meant to shack with his friend instead. OR She's a shaccident. She was a terrible kisser.
by Nerdpimp March 21, 2009
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snapcident

Emma: "Snapcident! Yikes I just sent that Snap to my old neighbor!"
by blindsided September 5, 2014
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Scatcident

When you have to poop so bad but have nowhere to go so you poop in your pants.

Also: when you try to fart and you poop; also known as a shart

(Scat = poop) + accident = scatcident
Peter had to poop so bad, but was stuck in traffic and had nowhere to go so he had a scatcident.

Charlotte was in school and couldn't get to the bathroom fast enough and had a scatcident in the hallway.
by Bella James March 29, 2010
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Snaccident

(pr: Snax-eh-dent)
n. When food (a snack) is consumed in an accidental, often regrettable way. This can refer to accidentally eating food of questionable quality and/or quantity.
1. I happened upon an all-you-can-eat burrito buffet and had a near-fatal snaccident.

2. I snaccidentally ate one of those ham sandwiches made out of pizza slices from 7-11. I think I need to get my stomach pumped.

3. I only wanted one Pop Tart, but I ate the whole box on snaccident.
by Eary June 2, 2007
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Shitcident

An event that otherwise would not be especially remarkable, until having occurred with shit. Usually considered a surprise and unpleasant.

If an event occurs and involves a surprise shit and is not offensive, then it is a happenshit.
If you have a shart in the elevator of the building you work in, you might be saying, "I had a shitcident in front of the boss, now how am I going to win that promotion?"

If you found a bag of flaming dog shit at your front door, you might report the shitcident to your homeowners' association. ... I wouldn't if I were you, though. You probably deserved it.

When a cat can't make the catbox and is imitating Pollock on the walls with shit smears, you point and exclaim, "Is this fucking shitcident because of you, Mr. Pussy McFluffypants?!"
by Sara Heartburn September 30, 2010
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Stabcident

An incident where someone is stabbed.
Hey Scott... don’t let this knife fight end with a you in a hospital because of an unexpected stabcident
by cokemidget November 3, 2020
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Snaccident

Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family sized bag of chips by mistake.
“Mom, I had a snaccident. We need more barbecue Lays.
by Word.maker June 6, 2018
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