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ashlyn shevern 

Sprouting from Irish origin, the name, Ashlyn simply means, “dream” or “vision”. Commonly known to have feminine nature, Ashlyn may also refer to a man. They are delicate souls with intricate backgrounds. Loving, brilliant and ever so handsome. To have one is quite a blessing and to find one is like stumbling over priceless treasure.
“They’re so lovely and dreamy, I wonder who they might be

“Thats Ashlyn shevern, they’re wonderful, certainly one of one”

Dan Severn 

Known as Dan "The Beast" Servern, A shoot-fighting bad-ass known for Ultimate Fighting and pro-wrestling. Was NWA heavyweight champion many times. Had an intense rivalry with Ken Shamrock and can put opponents in so many different holds they have to invent new ways to scream.
In a real fight Dan Severn would rip Hulk Hogan's roid ridden arms off and beat him to death with them.
Dan Severn by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006

Severna Park

I was raised in Severna Park. Sadly, we do believe we are rich. However, once you grow up and see a little more of the world you realize we are pseudo-snobs. The houses in Potomac and Bethesda are about 3x the size and 10x the price. Their kids go to Georgetown prep and are related to the power elite. Severna Park is a glorified upper-middle class town that really, really wants to be something its not.
Severna Park, maybe one day you will be Bethesda.
Severna Park by md76 August 30, 2009

shevenpucker 

when someone buys sour candy balls and shoves it in their ass and enjoys it
The old man was convicted of shevenpucker after he shoved sour candy balls up his ass he enjoyed it very well
Similar to the number 7, but invented when yelling.
"Nice bush seven!"

goes to
"Nice bush sheven!"
Sheven by Litoris, Mike January 5, 2009

Severna Park

Small suburban town on the Severn River. South of Baltimore and a tad north of Maryland's capital Annapolis. It began as a just a trainstation stop on the Baltimore-Annapolis Railroad. Originally just a farm or two, the town really began in 1914 when Severn school was founded as a preparatory school for the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis. Much has changed since then. Severn School has become a private college preparatory school whose main attraction to many is simply the ability to tell people that they or his/her son/daughter attends/attended it. Though, of course, it is not all bad- the large majourity of the people are nice. But those who are not more than make up for the rest. The school is the reason for the stereotype that Severna Park is a snobbish town- many of its students are in fact commuters. Just down the street is the Severna Park High School- a more accurate sample of the average Parkie.

The present Severna Park features 11 majour residential communities, 3 majour roads, a coffee shop, 6 churches, a coffee shop, 5 gas stations, 5 schools, a coffee shop, a fine paved running trail from Annapolis to BWI, 3 banks, 2 liquor stores, and a coffee shop.

-Other Useful Facts-
Official Sport: Lacrosse
Most Popular Illegal Drug: Ectasy
Official Religion: Lacrosse
Most Common Musical Instrument: Guitar
Most Common Eyewear: Aviators

And one last bit of information that every Severna Park resident knows:

Spain:Mexico::Severna Park:Glen Bernie
Well pop my collar- looks like I'm spendin' the day in Severna Park!
Severna Park by kwashia January 9, 2005