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Sheerness 

Island infested with chavs and immigrants and you'll most likely get stabbed.
Good place if you want to lose your virginity though, you could get shagged for a packet of quavers
Person 1: Oi mate you wanna go Sheerness to hit the beach?
Person 2: The beach is shit, I'll probably get stabbed and my dead corpse shagged
Sheerness by Sub2Joshini June 13, 2018
Words you can keep

sheerness 

A little shit hole filled with people who usually wear adidas tracksuits, and they usually go by the name “chav”. You will know if you see a chav because they’ll have a fag in there mouth or a knife in there hand.
Oh yeah sheerness is a shit hole
sheerness by Ginger pubes March 1, 2018

Sweetnessanity 

A state of mind where one experience complete ecstasy. Without the use of drugs of course. It is a sweet feeling beyond sanity and a beautiful thing to accomplish. When experiencing this, one usually finds him- or herself lost for words, simply savouring the moment. Does not last for more than seconds. The peak of peaks, referring to the mood.
Watching his newborn child, in the arms of his beautiful wife, William felt how the surrounding world suddenly became all friendly and blurry. No words were necessary. Doctors and nurses understood what was happening; the wide smile on Williams' face said it all - sweetnessanity.
Sweetnessanity by cajoja2 July 14, 2009

sweetness 

Sweetness is a playful affectionate name for someone close to you. Sweetness plays off the terms sweet (cool/awesome) and sweety (loving/caring person).

There is a specific way to say sweetness. You must always nod your head (as if saying hello), along with an elongated blink of the eyes, while pouting out your lips slightly. Always proceed with a tight hug afterwards. Sweetness is a powerful verbal aphrodisiac and should be used sparingly!

It can be used in two ways.

1. It can be used in a sexy manner towards someone you find sexually alluring.

2. It can be used in a playful manner towards a close friend.
What's up sweetness?
sweetness by Roxass October 7, 2006

sheepsess crust

Male's semen dried and crusted on a woman or her clothing.
Uh oh I've got some sheepsess crust on me from last night.

sweetness 

someone or something that makes you happy, perfect in everyway,
Phils body touching mine is sweetness
sweetness by sweetpee March 27, 2007

Shweetness 

Havinig Shweetness is to have awesomeness, amazingness, or any other word that has a posotive meaning towards the person who has shweetness.

The essence of being Shweet
Kayla is so fucking shweet

Dude, me and Kayla got to 3rd! No way! Shweetness

Did you see Kayla's ass? Shweetness
Shweetness by Ethan N June 29, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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