23 definitions by kwashia

we're all going to die

The disturbing but constant truth that life carries with it. Can be yelled at anyone and although its true, many people assume that the yeller is referring to a more pressing threat than time.

Ahh! We're all gonna die!

by kwashia January 11, 2005

what it is ho

Inquiry of ones present conditions. Derived from the opening line of Trillville's Some Cut.

Jack: What it is ho?

Ed: Too much work.

by kwashia March 28, 2005

Annapolis

Despite the common misconception that it is Baltimore, Annapolis is Maryland's capital city and one of its pride and joys. Regarded as the sailing capital of the world, Annapolis is a city near the mouth of the Severn River. The water way that comes into downtown is the famous Ego Alley, home to a lot of very expensive motorboats but a shockingly less number of compitent boaters. Remembered largely for its brick streets and many old colonial buildings, Annapolis is a modern city that remembers its past. Housing in the city is extremely expensive, as the land value is very high. Like any Maryland water city it loves its crabs but unlike Baltimore, crabs refers only to the sea creature. Also (and most notably) Annapolis is home to the famous United State Naval Academy. The uniformed 'mids' are often founds walking the streets. Oddly and almost comically, just up the streets is St. John's college: the ultimate liberal arts school whose entire curriculum consists only of the 200 'great' books. The 'johnnies' contrasts the mids with long hair, beards, tye dye shirts, and lack of shoes. Once a year, the two colleges compete in a croquet tournament. People wise, Annapolis tends to attract the preppier Marylanders as spotting people who don't own at least one Ralph Lauren Polo is rare. Parking is hell on Earth.

All in all, a great city. One of the greatest in the world.

I want some crabs and no way am I going to drive around for 45 minutes looking for a parking space- lower the boatlift and start the engine! We're going to Annapolis!

by kwashia January 09, 2005

donnie darkoed

The act of being crushed by a falling jet engine.

Yo! What the fuck! My car totally got Donnie Darkoed! What's the number for the fucking F.A.A.? They're gonna get a piece of my mind!

by kwashia March 28, 2005

Draco Malfoy

Hitler's Hogwarts ally.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, a band of cronies, and an authorative attitude towards everybody? Nazi. Naturally.

by kwashia February 03, 2005

Ford Mustang

One of the Ford Motor Company's pride and joy, the Mustang is well known for their classic years in the mid 1960s to the early 1970s. Expierenced a lull in from that point until the early to mid 1990s when the car got back on the road to recovery.

Although a prime example of American muscle, the Mustang was also popular as a mid-powered cruiser.

"Ah, shit! It's the fuzz! Lucky for us, we're in a Mustang! Floor it, Louie!"

by kwashia February 03, 2005

jimmy carter

The 39th Presdient of the United States. Democrat.

While he is a kind, caring, honest and all around good man he was a terrible, inept, naive and incapable president who couldn't lead the country out of a scrotum. Lost to Ronald Regan when running for a 2nd term.

Stereotyped as a some what foolish redneck farmer with a peanut fetish.

Look Fred, you're a really nice guy and all but theres no way you can be president of the Chess Club. You're a Jimmy Carter.

by kwashia February 03, 2005