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Anything sexual, including a woman herself, a penis, a nipple, ANYTHING. Similar to jawn, but in a sexual manner.
Jon: So whats the plan for tonight?

Dom: After we are done fucking the sheemies, our sheemies will get sucked off!
Sheemie by CobraLung October 8, 2008
Words you can keep
Ebonics for "sure". Belongs to a group of words that follow the phonetic pattern "eezie". Commonly used as part of the phrase "for sure".
E.g. "Saturday is off the heezie for sheezie. You can find me up in one tweezie" (Welcome to Atlanta).
sheezie by methical May 13, 2006
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Shlemiel 

From Yiddish origin. A clumsy, inept, or foolish person.
As quoted from the film Independence Day:

"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."
Shlemiel by Mata99 May 30, 2009

scheemie 

Someone from a housing scheme.
Originates from Glasgow and Edinburgh
Jamie tries to disguise his background behind his cultivated metrosexual appearance, but he's was just a wannabe scheemie gadge.
scheemie by Johnny.Boy December 9, 2004
Busty, eyeless(?) grappler woman of the King of Fighters series (97, 98 and 2002).
The Orochi New Faces Team consists of Yashiro, Chris, and Shermie.
Shermie by Photon September 21, 2003
Moded. Like someone tricked you and you fell for it. Instead of saying Moded you say "YOU JUST GOT SHEEMED!" (thats our Language in the yay area 510)
"Haha! I tricked you and you fell for it you dumbass idiot!"
Sheemed by None March 4, 2005

shlemiel 

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."

He made a living playing a shlemiel on TV.
shlemiel by cornholio October 4, 2003
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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