As quoted from the film Independence Day:
"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."
"If I knew I was going to meet the President I would have wore a tie. I mean look at me, I look like a shlemiel."
by Mata99 May 30, 2009

A sad sack, a loser, a poor slob; from the Yiddish and German. "A shlemiel drops it; a shlemazel picks it up."
by cornholio October 04, 2003

by Ben Leventer February 02, 2006
