scheemie
Jamie tries to disguise his background behind his cultivated metrosexual appearance, but he's was just a wannabe scheemie gadge.
scheemie by Johnny.Boy December 9, 2004
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schlemiel
a habitual bungler, a klutz
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schlemiel by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006
schemies
a scottish term, the term used for those brought up in housing schemes in Edinburgh, similar to the definition for neds.
schemie
British
One who hails from a council estate. Can be spotted in the wild by their traditional garb of baseball cap, tracksuit and Reebok Classics, and their native mating call of "C'mon man, jus 'gis a fag c'mon man just wan, fuckinnnnnnnnnn' just wan fag man, c'mon ya tight cunt, fuckinnnnnnnn'".
A common rodent in Scotland and Northern England.
One who hails from a council estate. Can be spotted in the wild by their traditional garb of baseball cap, tracksuit and Reebok Classics, and their native mating call of "C'mon man, jus 'gis a fag c'mon man just wan, fuckinnnnnnnnnn' just wan fag man, c'mon ya tight cunt, fuckinnnnnnnn'".
A common rodent in Scotland and Northern England.
Schemie
An adolescent hooligan who has been born and raised on a council estate (hence schemie) either male or female, noted for wearing white shell suits, fake bling and having their trackie bottoms tucked into their socks
Schemie by Will Innes December 28, 2005
scheemer
(n) a person who often lies to their friends and/or their boyfriends/girlfriends, to go hang out with someone sneakily.
scheemer by The Real LG March 14, 2007
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