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Shattist

“One who destroys the dreams of others by shitting upon them, usually in an artistic way.”

-DS
The record company’s producer, a well-known shattist in the industry, is confident in his expertise and knows the trail of musical tears and broken dreams left in his wake are a consequence of his innate wisdom.
by JackDas September 26, 2018
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shittist

A religion with the beliefs that all things were created from shit. And this thing called shit broke off into smaller pieces of shit to form galaxies and planets. Shit was created by the supreme turd Duda'h (The Mighty Doo Doo Turd)and its worshippers read from The Book of Duda'h about the awesome powers of the shit-turd. The Book of Duda'h teaches that The Mighty Doo Doo Turd communicated to chosen people through what is called a "Hawning" where The Mighty Doo Doo Turd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. Those people who do not believe in the powers of The Mighty Doo Doo Turd are anti-shittists.
The Shittist religion is the only true religion!!!!!!!!! All praise due to The Mighty Doo Doo Turd.
by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
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Shattitude

A portmanteu of the words 'shitty' and 'attitude'. It can be summarized as an individual who is overly cynical, uncouth, irritable and flat out rude. Usually people with shattitudes are extremely unhappy and wretched and seek to bring others down into their endless abyss of misery and self-loathing with them.
Jessica is hopelessly insecure and makes up for this by berating others as much as possible. She has a terrible shattitude.
by Robjef622 January 8, 2017
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anti-shittist

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.
Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion
by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008
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Shattitude

When someone you know has a shitty attitude. They may be normal people until the smallest thing sets them off. Then they get a shitty attitude, or a shattitude.
by you understand? October 22, 2017
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Shattitude

A poor or unaccpetable attitude towards someone or something.
That teentool needs working on; he's got shattitude.
by Mr Henderson Smith February 24, 2009
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shattastic

Man, that new show Show Me The Money is really shattastic!
by b48b January 13, 2007
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