Shittistic

A stupid and meaningless fact or statistic. A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "statistic."

"I desperately need a girlfriend. Any guy who is over 24 years old and never dated a girl is stigmatized as gay." - Mason

"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam

"I believe you, bro." - Mason

"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam

"Fox News, bruh." - Mason

by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019

shitistics

calculating the mass of someones life time shit production based on their diet and health

Well... I know a man his age (76) should have produced about 24,320lbs (11,030 kg) of shit in his lifetime so far. If we convert those 76 years into days we have 27759 days. Now it is normal and healthy to have a bowel movement anywhere between three times a week to three times a day, but my dad always ate dinner at the same time and used the bathroom approximately once a day. Therefore we can conclude that he has shat approximately 27759 times in his lifetime, maybe a little less or a little more. If we divide those 24,320lbs he has dropped in his lifetime with the days he has lived, we should get 0,87lbs which is 0,39kg and therefore we can take a guess and say that his last shit weighted about 0,87 pounds or 0,39kg. Now the average weight of a human log is around 1/4 of a pound to 1 pound (or 0,11kg to 0,45kg). With this information we can tell that the turd was a little on the skinny side but he is healthy and probably doing well. This is shitistics.

by wanwanwan September 21, 2022

shittist

A religion with the beliefs that all things were created from shit. And this thing called shit broke off into smaller pieces of shit to form galaxies and planets. Shit was created by the supreme turd Duda'h (The Mighty Doo Doo Turd)and its worshippers read from The Book of Duda'h about the awesome powers of the shit-turd. The Book of Duda'h teaches that The Mighty Doo Doo Turd communicated to chosen people through what is called a "Hawning" where The Mighty Doo Doo Turd births himself into living form in a host during defecation. Those people who do not believe in the powers of The Mighty Doo Doo Turd are anti-shittists.

The Shittist religion is the only true religion!!!!!!!!! All praise due to The Mighty Doo Doo Turd.

by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008

Shitmisting

when you mush up shit into water and put it in a plant sprayer thing and mist it all over door handles

yo dog, no money, no car, no alcohol, no women. Time to go shitmisting

by Geoff Agnew June 5, 2010

shitiotic

a build up for a insult to add impact.

a bad plan

the combination of the words shit and idiotic

a step up from idiotic

im not doing it twice, that would just be shitiotic.

go fuck yourself you, shitiotic fucktard!
whoever came up with this plan is just shitiotic.
That is the most shitiotic thing i have ever herd.

by lousethymaster June 30, 2011

anti-shittist

One who does not accept the Mighty Doo Doo Turd (Duda'h) as his personal savior.

Anti-shittists try to redicule the shittist religion

by Mr. Dwayne June 15, 2008

shittlesticks

a word to say when its really quiet and your bored, or when you mess up on something

Shittlesticks, i burned my hand again, im never gonna smoke again...

Oh shittlesticks!

by Troy Dagdigian May 15, 2008