Verb. To boldly shit where no shit has ever been shat before, namely on someone else.
Dude 1 : I really wanted to Shatner that guy but he ran off in the Weinermobile with Elon Musk.
Dude 2 : You mean they ran off in the Weinerrocket?
Dude 1 : Nah, it hasn't been invented yet.
by AlabamaBaby February 18, 2021
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Toilet paper. So named because it goes around Uranus wiping out Klingons.
by Adman12 September 2, 2005
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Shatner (n.) 1) Star of the 1960's TV cult classic 'Star Trek.' (v.) 1) Of or having Shatner-like qualities, as a) Overly dramatic acting style filled with pauses, b) Musical stylings that resemble their own branch of performance art, a song performed in limited vocal range with many pauses, while reciting the lyrics as beat poetry, c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!"
1) (n). William Shatner, (1931- )

1a) (v). "To be or............... not to be, that is............. the question."

1b) "Welcome............. to the jungle. It gets worse here.......... every day."

1c) "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"
by Quicksand August 7, 2005
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Named after William Shatner's famous method of acting where lines are delivered with long pauses between them, the shatner is a sexual move where when performing oral sex on a guy, the girl gags, vomits (the pause), and goes back to performing oral sex.
The first time she tried to deep throat, she pulled a shatner.
by QwerT June 15, 2004
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A niche sexual fetish combining food fetishes with foot fetishes. To perform a Shatner you slather your lover’s toes in Mayo, wrap their feet in sandwich fixins (usually bologna and American cheese), then gorge yourself on the delectable sweet feet meat treat you have created. It is unclear why this act is called a Shatner.
Babe, be here at 10pm and bring sandwich fixins. Imma Shatner you all night long.
by Bexxx210 April 17, 2021
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The act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit. May or may not involve a toilet.
Bill phones Leonard:
Leonard: Hello
Bill: What's up?
Leonard: I'll have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a Shatner.

Bill: Enough said. Enjoy!
by Admiral6996 March 31, 2014
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Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants
Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done
by spazz_monkey April 8, 2009
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