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shat the shat 

when you’re confused and don’t know what’s going on
"What the shat the shat is happening with my life rn?"
-Nadia
shat the shat by fewfew November 30, 2022

shat the shat 

"shat the shat" is a slang sentence that people use when they don’t know what’s going on in a specific situation.
- Hey guys! Have you heard that Arrafew is pregnant?
- shat the shat
shat the shat by nadia1989 November 30, 2022

Shat Baggot 

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.
Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)

shat basket  

when you take a stone cold doo doo in a basket and present it to someone as a gift
pooper: want this shat basket

dumb ass: sure its neat...
What the fuck?! Why is there a stone-cold shat in this basket?
shat basket by Oprah Hitler February 21, 2009

Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.
I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....
Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

become shat upon 

1) advanced 1337 slang phrase for "pwnd" or "prawnd"
2) the act of entering a state of being covered in human excrement
3) internet phrase to express utter humiliation during an online game

other variations include: having become shat upon, became shat upon, become shit on, will have been shat upon (the grammatically incorrect use of "shatting" is sometimes used in place of "shat" to express a continuing action)
*TF2 CTF*
"Oh shit, son, you just became shat upon!"
*Call of Campers; Modern Warfail 3*
"Become shat upon, kid! You just got 360 no-scoped!"
become shat upon by your pal npal November 6, 2013
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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