shat-shat 

An exclamation of excitement for yourself or someone else. Origin: The excitement expressed when you realized you referred to William Shatner twice in one day

“That new job is going to be perfect for you...SHAT-SHAT!”

shat-shat by tvchild December 10, 2020

shat the shat 

when you’re confused and don’t know what’s going on

"What the shat the shat is happening with my life rn?"
-Nadia

shat the shat by fewfew November 30, 2022

shat the shat 

"shat the shat" is a slang sentence that people use when they don’t know what’s going on in a specific situation.

- Hey guys! Have you heard that Arrafew is pregnant?
- shat the shat

shat the shat by nadia1989 November 30, 2022

Shat Baggot 

The 'B' is representative of someone being a bag and the rest a faggot, implied the bag being useless and empty on the inside.

'Shat' (is past tense 'shit') is fluently composed when used with 'Baggot.'

The conjunction of the two words creates an effortless, expressive, and eloquent flow of dangerously-concocted insult to it's recipient.

Some Rison guy: Cheseley, You're a tool and an annoying nonsense to everyone around you, shat baggot.

Some Cheseley guy: You wanna go there? Well I'm gonna (pathetic comeback imminent)

Shat Baggot by (9+10)x2 = 42 | 42x10 = 420 April 10, 2017

shat basket  

when you take a stone cold doo doo in a basket and present it to someone as a gift

pooper: want this shat basket

dumb ass: sure its neat...
What the fuck?! Why is there a stone-cold shat in this basket?

shat basket by Oprah Hitler February 21, 2009

Shat-in-absentia 

The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.

I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....

Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016

become shat upon 

1) advanced 1337 slang phrase for "pwnd" or "prawnd"
2) the act of entering a state of being covered in human excrement
3) internet phrase to express utter humiliation during an online game

other variations include: having become shat upon, became shat upon, become shit on, will have been shat upon (the grammatically incorrect use of "shatting" is sometimes used in place of "shat" to express a continuing action)

*TF2 CTF*
"Oh shit, son, you just became shat upon!"
*Call of Campers; Modern Warfail 3*
"Become shat upon, kid! You just got 360 no-scoped!"

become shat upon by your pal npal November 6, 2013