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Shartshag

When you lose tons of brain cells after ejaculating in your mom, the same act in ones dad has a different effect such as HIV
Hey John! Hows Carl??? Good He Had a fat shartshag last night! OH SHIT is his mom alright ? Ya he did it with his dad after and now he is in the hospital with HIV
by Sxrrealism April 29, 2019
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shartage

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.
"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.
by shartage_fan September 8, 2010
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Shortsfag

Just a typical person that browses youtube shorts daily. They are mentally retarded faggots that use phrases like "Only in Ohio", "๐Ÿ’€", "Bozo", "ratio", "L or W" and some retarded overused porn jokes. They have an IQ of 10 and freak out when discovering new things as if they were the first ever invented object. They usually are disrespectful enough to make fun of a friendly elder and calling him "Ohio Creature", sometimes when you tell them that it's overused they would screech at you saying that it's sarcastic or shit. They are somewhat related to tiktoktards and normalfag.
Shortsfag user: BRO SAID I LOVE PENIS ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ Edit: Mom im famous
Person: Can you shut the fuck up with your skull emojis and the edit? Seriously you are overusing this stuff
Shortsfag user: L+Ratio+Bozo+U fell off
by lones54 December 7, 2022
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Shareshagged

Shareshagged

Shareshagged- Verb (past tense)

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Share - when someone passes something on
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Shag - British for 'making love'
= Shareshagged

A groovy word to say when:

Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.
It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!
As every single one of George's posts got re-shared by the same person, he felt shareshagged!
by MartinSherv October 11, 2012
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Shareshagged redemption

Shareshagged Redemption

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Shareshagged is when:
Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.

It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!
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Redemption: Being saved/forgiven

=Shareshagged Redemption

A groovy word to say when:

You forgive the person who shareshagged you.
Even though Patrik was hit by multiple shares on his memes, he considered the kindest move was shareshagged redemption.
by MartinSherv October 12, 2012
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Shartstache

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.
I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!
by Spam23 July 7, 2010
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Shartwagon

Verbe: The act of farting in an inescapable enclosed area. (i.e. an elevator, or car in motion)

Noun: An alternate term for a Douchebag
1) I just turned this elevator into a shartwagon ride to the penthouse

2) Its gonna be a long ride to the jam-basket in this shartwagon.

2) You are such a Shartwagon
by Shartwagon September 2, 2010
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