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Shartshag 

When you lose tons of brain cells after ejaculating in your mom, the same act in ones dad has a different effect such as HIV
Hey John! Hows Carl??? Good He Had a fat shartshag last night! OH SHIT is his mom alright ? Ya he did it with his dad after and now he is in the hospital with HIV
Shartshag by Sxrrealism April 29, 2019
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shartage 

The product created by a shart. The residual and unexpected feces in your pants after a fart.
"Earl just ripped one."

"Did he have shartage?"

"No, I think it was clean."

I was doing the laundry the other day and saw shartage in Earl's undies.
shartage by shartage_fan September 8, 2010

Shortsfag 

Just a typical person that browses youtube shorts daily. They are mentally retarded faggots that use phrases like "Only in Ohio", "💀", "Bozo", "ratio", "L or W" and some retarded overused porn jokes. They have an IQ of 10 and freak out when discovering new things as if they were the first ever invented object. They usually are disrespectful enough to make fun of a friendly elder and calling him "Ohio Creature", sometimes when you tell them that it's overused they would screech at you saying that it's sarcastic or shit. They are somewhat related to tiktoktards and normalfag.
Shortsfag user: BRO SAID I LOVE PENIS 💀💀 Edit: Mom im famous
Person: Can you shut the fuck up with your skull emojis and the edit? Seriously you are overusing this stuff
Shortsfag user: L+Ratio+Bozo+U fell off
Shortsfag by lones54 December 7, 2022

Shareshagged 

Shareshagged

Shareshagged- Verb (past tense)

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Share - when someone passes something on
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Shag - British for 'making love'
= Shareshagged

A groovy word to say when:

Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.
It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!
As every single one of George's posts got re-shared by the same person, he felt shareshagged!
Shareshagged by MartinSherv October 11, 2012

Shareshagged redemption 

Shareshagged Redemption

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Shareshagged is when:
Someone shares all your content (e.g. images/music/videos/writing) on the Internet in a frenzy.

It makes you feel they are making a statement of intent that they like you!
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Redemption: Being saved/forgiven

=Shareshagged Redemption

A groovy word to say when:

You forgive the person who shareshagged you.
Even though Patrik was hit by multiple shares on his memes, he considered the kindest move was shareshagged redemption.

Shartstache 

The product of one person sharting on another person's upper lip.
I'm going to give you a shartstache while you sleep!
Shartstache by Spam23 July 7, 2010

Shartwagon 

Verbe: The act of farting in an inescapable enclosed area. (i.e. an elevator, or car in motion)

Noun: An alternate term for a Douchebag
1) I just turned this elevator into a shartwagon ride to the penthouse

2) Its gonna be a long ride to the jam-basket in this shartwagon.

2) You are such a Shartwagon
Shartwagon by Shartwagon September 2, 2010
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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