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shawshank shitting

the act of using surrounding noises to strategically defecate in a public restroom. taken from Tim Robbins' escape from the fictitious "Shawshank Prison," wherein he bludgeones a large sewage pipe with a rock, striking the pipe only when the thunder from a lightning bolt is loud enough to mask the noise of his stone as it strikes metal.
man, i had to crap so bad! but i knew with only one other guy in the bathroom, shawshank shitting just wouldn't be an option.
shawshank shitting by LobsterRodeo September 20, 2009
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Shirshak 

The god of all mathematical equations, rice, chicken, and corny puns.
guy 1: 'wow, look! That guy is solving a trig-calc problem, without a pencil, WITH a full plate of rice to his side!

guy 2: 'that must be a shirshak.'

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Shirshak by the real g(arrett) February 19, 2015
The name Shirsha means a girl who stays at top .
Little hot-tempered and stubborn but creative,helpful and friendly.
Shirsha the explorer
shirsha by Jupiterian.rihs December 2, 2021

shashank 

The name Shashank comes from the Indian origin. In Sanskrit the meaning of the name Shashank is: The moon
girl: so romantic like shashank
shashank by tom_tom October 16, 2008
The action of when a coworker goes into the public bathroom at work and starts blasting out wet gross turds, while his coworkers are in the bathroom washing their hands. While blasting it out, the pooper continues to converse with the others. Also could be used to describe something explosive, or to blast.
"John is shashawing like crazy." "Hey guys (Silence) Shashaw, shashaw!!!"
shashaw by Gargolas March 10, 2009

shawshank exemption 

To be so ugly and undesirable that even the prison population wouldn't engage you in sodomy.
Dude is so ugly he gets a shawshank exemption.
shawshank exemption by amra July 12, 2006