Shortsfag 

Just a typical person that browses youtube shorts daily. They are mentally retarded faggots that use phrases like "Only in Ohio", "💀", "Bozo", "ratio", "L or W" and some retarded overused porn jokes. They have an IQ of 10 and freak out when discovering new things as if they were the first ever invented object. They usually are disrespectful enough to make fun of a friendly elder and calling him "Ohio Creature", sometimes when you tell them that it's overused they would screech at you saying that it's sarcastic or shit. They are somewhat related to tiktoktards and normalfag.

Shortsfag user: BRO SAID I LOVE PENIS 💀💀 Edit: Mom im famous
Person: Can you shut the fuck up with your skull emojis and the edit? Seriously you are overusing this stuff
Shortsfag user: L+Ratio+Bozo+U fell off

Shortsfag by lones54 December 7, 2022

Shortstack

A short girl, usually 5'4" or shorter, with an impressive bust, almost out of proportion to the size of her body. ( short + stacked ) Shortstacks are usually curvy and possess dat ass as well.

Dude, did you see that one chick in the pit at the 5FDP concert? She was a total shortstack!

Shortstack by LeninIsBae September 24, 2015

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

shortscale 

to shortscale - To devote one's time heroically to the promotion of the TPOR and generation of roffles.

I've nothing to do at work, i'll shortscale

shortscale by deadonkey November 22, 2007

shortfall 

the quantity or extent by which something falls short; deficiency; shortage

This school is a shortfall

shortfall by irishrepublicanarmy January 2, 2004

the great dude shortage of 1883

This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.

Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow

Time: 5:00

"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"

the great dude shortage of 1883 by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020

Sportsfan 

A nickname used by working class old timers in and around the gulf coast united states. Typically used in greeting towards a younger person. Though debatable in origin it may have derived from the word 'Sport' Ironically It has absolutely nothing to do with sports or sportsmanship.

Hey ''Sportsfan''!
Hows it going ''Sportsfan''?

Sportsfan by Jonathan L. April 30, 2013