Shartstache
Shartstache by Spam23 July 7, 2010
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scatstache
scatstache by Short_Round August 30, 2009
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shaftstache
n, \ʃæft.stæʃ\
: a pube-do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the penis, leaving a moustache-like fringe.
: a pube-do that results when a man shaves or waxes all of his pubic hair except that around the base of the penis, leaving a moustache-like fringe.
shaftstache by schnitza July 11, 2011
Sarastache Saturday
The day of the week in which mustaches are photoshopped onto pictures of Sara Quin and then uploaded to tumblr.
Since it's inception on September 17, 2011, Sarastache Saturday has garnered "hit and miss" popularity, although compared to it's sister projects Tegan Tuesday and Ptosis Pthursday, it has done considerably well.
Since it's inception on September 17, 2011, Sarastache Saturday has garnered "hit and miss" popularity, although compared to it's sister projects Tegan Tuesday and Ptosis Pthursday, it has done considerably well.
Sarastache Saturday by MetalKitten October 13, 2011
shitstache
A mustache that is only partially grown. It is usually found among guys in high school whom are too unkept to bother shaving before most of their facial hair comes in. Their mustaches look really crappy.
shitstache by Francois chevalier August 30, 2006
shitstache
When a police officer grows a mustache that went out in the seventies. For example Officer Ray Fox 5628.
Officer Fox:"License, registration, and insurance please ma'am."
Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"
Woman:"Wow! You scared the piss out of me with that ugly fucking shitstache. I thought you had treacher collins syndrome"
shitstache by Cheesedick Parade October 19, 2006
shitstache
my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.
shitstache by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009
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Pee Calculus
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