Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

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The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Morning Sharpener 

(noun) An alcoholic beverage, typically one standard drink (0.6 oz pure ethanol), consumed at the start of one's day. The intended goal of a morning sharpener is, as the name implies, to "sharpen" one's mental accuity, mood and motivation. However, much like getting high before a stressful, high pressure event, it often has the opposite effect.

Similar to irish coffee, morning joe and wake and bake.

"What's up with Joe today?"

"Oh, he ran out of sauce for his morning sharpener. He's feeling a bit twitchy, is all."

"Poor bastard."

Morning Sharpener by CredibleHulk84 September 20, 2017

broken pencil sharpener 

when someone breaks a pencil sharpener to get the blade so they can.... uh..... self harm-ony

Well, let me go get the broken pencil sharpener.

broken pencil sharpener by lizzy44 November 2, 2020

Sharpener 

An alcoholic beverage used to enhance creativity and productivity

“Fancy a sharpener at lunchtime?”

Sharpener by Spalding July 9, 2019

Parker Pencil Sharpener 

When a girl nibbles and tugs on your dick to the point of it becoming pointed, or sharpened!

"I got a Parker Pencil Sharpener last night and now I can pop a balloon with my cock!"
"Howy Shit!"

Parker Pencil Sharpener by BrownieMixx January 11, 2009

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener 

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.

She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener by revvinkevin July 28, 2016

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener 

An expression of irony often used to confuse people. The user isn't supposed to say what it means to others who ask.

*something ironic and hilarious happens*
Person 1 "Uzbekistan pencil sharpener!"
Person 2 "What does that mean?"
Person 1 "Well anyways, (continues the previous conversation)."

Uzbekistan pencil sharpener by cornbr3ad_ October 12, 2022