Sharkcooter

A teethy bloody vagina.

Hey man, you see that episode of shark week?! One hell of a sharkcooter on that girl.

by Whatever the hell August 12, 2018

Sharkcaterpillar

Half Shark, half Caterpillar. Sharkcaterpillars typically ruin lives, and bite off the heads of others. Sharkcaterpillars can be found in dreams and nightmares, and often times seducing Hyenas.

"I had another nightmare... it was the Sharkcaterpillar."
"Sharkcaterpillars should leave Hyenas alone and fled the country."
OR
"Marc got his head bitten off by the Sharkcaterpillar again."

by Ali Bo Bali February 26, 2008

Sharkooter

A seductive woman that draws pleasure through inflicting sexual pain on unsuspecting men. A maneater.

No man is safe when a sharkooter is on the hunt for her prey.

by ItsMe78 June 2, 2023

Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy

Employing the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy in an attempt to make a point unrelated to the topic at hand.

Bro, I win, I totally shot that shark.
Dude, we're hunting rabbits, where the fuck did you find a shark? You have just attempted to use the Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy.

by Treatmonkey June 11, 2020

Sharkcooterie

A bordello for sharks

That big basking shark couldn’t find a girlfriend so he went to the Sharkcooterie.

by CalgrapePicker September 26, 2022

sharkootery

man sucking on meat

He took the salami off the charcuterie board and went Sharkootery

by Lmtspcowboy January 8, 2023

Shacootery

Any thing that you want it to be. Except a hippy.

Right: Dude that girl has a nice Shacootery!
WOW that class is Shacootery!

Wrong: Look at that Shacootery over there with long hair and is smoking a blunt.

by video_class_is_ass December 23, 2006