Definitions by Treatmonkey

Pfizerized

Getting your tracking chip installed

Where you at bro?
Check the database, I just got Pfizerized

Pfizerized by Treatmonkey May 11, 2021

Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy 

Employing the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy in an attempt to make a point unrelated to the topic at hand.

Bro, I win, I totally shot that shark.
Dude, we're hunting rabbits, where the fuck did you find a shark? You have just attempted to use the Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy.

Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy by Treatmonkey June 11, 2020

Neck On Neck 

Not an actual phrase.

Nobody says neck on neck.

Neck On Neck by Treatmonkey April 25, 2020

SoDis 

Short for social distancing. That thing they told me would lead to relapse.
The natural state of the introverted.

Dude. I know we told you that self isolation would lead you to relapse, then inevitably, jails, intuitions and death. But seriously, stay the fuck away from me. SoDis is super cool right now.

SoDis by Treatmonkey March 19, 2020