Sharkcooterie

A bordello for sharks

That big basking shark couldn’t find a girlfriend so he went to the Sharkcooterie.

by CalgrapePicker September 26, 2022

Sharkcooter

A teethy bloody vagina.

Hey man, you see that episode of shark week?! One hell of a sharkcooter on that girl.

by Whatever the hell August 12, 2018

sharkcuterie

What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark

Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023