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What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark

Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap

sharkcuterie by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Words you can keep

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Related Words

sharkcuterie • Shartcuterie • Shartcuterie board • Shapecuterie • Sharkcooterie

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

Shartcuterie board by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

Sharkcooterie

A bordello for sharks

That big basking shark couldn’t find a girlfriend so he went to the Sharkcooterie.

Sharkcooterie by CalgrapePicker September 26, 2022

Shapecuterie

When you have no lunch at work, but there’s a selection of complimentary snacks available from the kitchen of Arnott’s shapes, you can arrange these Aussie savoury biscuit snacks on a plate, in a decorative manner and enjoy an elegant appetiser of pizza shapes, chicken crimpy and bbq shapes. You can even kid yourself that it’s a balanced meal. The fancy name for this casual snack / selection of small bites is Shapecuterie Board.

Jodie – Hey Katina do you have any lunch today?
Katina – No Jodie and I have to work through my lunch break.
Jodie – Leave it with me, I’ll whip up a Shapecuterie for us to enjoy from the work kitchen

Shapecuterie by J- rowl May 9, 2024

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026