sharkcuterie

What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark

Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don't want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap

sharkcuterie by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

Shartcuterie by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Shartcuterie board 

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

Shartcuterie board by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

Sharkcooterie 

A bordello for sharks

That big basking shark couldn’t find a girlfriend so he went to the Sharkcooterie.

Sharkcooterie by CalgrapePicker September 26, 2022

Shapecuterie 

When you have no lunch at work, but there’s a selection of complimentary snacks available from the kitchen of Arnott’s shapes, you can arrange these Aussie savoury biscuit snacks on a plate, in a decorative manner and enjoy an elegant appetiser of pizza shapes, chicken crimpy and bbq shapes. You can even kid yourself that it’s a balanced meal. The fancy name for this casual snack / selection of small bites is Shapecuterie Board.

Jodie – Hey Katina do you have any lunch today?
Katina – No Jodie and I have to work through my lunch break.
Jodie – Leave it with me, I’ll whip up a Shapecuterie for us to enjoy from the work kitchen

Shapecuterie by J- rowl May 9, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020