Shaneitis
Shaneitis by Applefart69 August 1, 2018
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shanticina/shantisina
At Rainbow Gatherings, when someone yells this, everyone comes running to help them! I saw it in action & the Rainbow Family even has attorneys!
When I heard shanticina/shantisina I went running to help this guy who'd been handcuffed. Everybody responded to the call for help. Someone sawed the handcuffs off the guy & people circled around him & got him away from the 6~up! (cops)
shanticina/shantisina by Starchylde June 21, 2016
Shinyitis
When you feel a compulsion to acquire a new and shiny gadget. Of course you don't need it, you already have lots and lots of gadgets. But you want something new and you want it in your hands now, to turn over and admire and fondle.
The term originated on the vaping forums. Vaping is the (sometimes obsessive) utilisation of electronic cigarettes.
The term originated on the vaping forums. Vaping is the (sometimes obsessive) utilisation of electronic cigarettes.
Examples, each and every one a genuine quote from the forums.
1) Just watch out for the "new" illness... shinyitis... early symptoms creep up on you when you see a nice new shiny bit of kit and suddenly paypal appears on your screen, you lose all control of your finger hovering over the mouse button and then spend the following days wondering why the post is so late as you pace up and down. Beware, there is no cure!
2) That looks good! And it's got the same kind of curved tube as the Picollo, which means the Kayfun should sit nicely on it... Aaarrgghhh! Mad shinyitis!
3) Shinyitis is a disease and a constant flow of shiny tube mods is the cure.
4) Ohh, no. Shinyitis, another excuse to buy a Mech mod.
5) Been vaping for 4 weeks and I am having circulation problems in my bank account......oh hang on, that's shinyitis.
6) I just ordered & am waiting for the chrome one, don't know why... like the idea of the dark chrome also... Ahhh, think I caught shinyitis.
7) Then the shinyitis starts kicking in... amazing how much more pleasure it gives you... waiting for the postie to bring your new purchase.
8) God! Shinyitis is creeping up on me. It's hand is on me shoulder......too late!
9) Shinyitis is addictive... it'll cost ya a bloody small fortune... if you catch the dreaded shinyitis.
1) Just watch out for the "new" illness... shinyitis... early symptoms creep up on you when you see a nice new shiny bit of kit and suddenly paypal appears on your screen, you lose all control of your finger hovering over the mouse button and then spend the following days wondering why the post is so late as you pace up and down. Beware, there is no cure!
2) That looks good! And it's got the same kind of curved tube as the Picollo, which means the Kayfun should sit nicely on it... Aaarrgghhh! Mad shinyitis!
3) Shinyitis is a disease and a constant flow of shiny tube mods is the cure.
4) Ohh, no. Shinyitis, another excuse to buy a Mech mod.
5) Been vaping for 4 weeks and I am having circulation problems in my bank account......oh hang on, that's shinyitis.
6) I just ordered & am waiting for the chrome one, don't know why... like the idea of the dark chrome also... Ahhh, think I caught shinyitis.
7) Then the shinyitis starts kicking in... amazing how much more pleasure it gives you... waiting for the postie to bring your new purchase.
8) God! Shinyitis is creeping up on me. It's hand is on me shoulder......too late!
9) Shinyitis is addictive... it'll cost ya a bloody small fortune... if you catch the dreaded shinyitis.
Shinyitis by JonoClouds May 12, 2013
skankitis
1. An epidemic that used to only inflict females between the ages of 18 and 35, but now reaches females of all ages. It’s a disease that infects woman who are oftentimes perfectly normal the rest of the day.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
2. Daytime, the woman is as conservative a dresser as you will ever meet. But when nightime rolls around, she have this overwhelming urge to mimic Paris Hilton.
Halloween Skankitis:
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
COLLEGE GIRL: “I can’t explain it. On October 30th, I wear jeans and a sweater. The next day, I dress like a naughty nurse or maid. On November 1st, I wear jeans and a sweater again.”
MOM: “Me too! Something just comes over me when the calendar says October 31st"
skankitis by Halloween-Skankitis April 29, 2009
Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
Hand Sanitiser by Claphead145 November 10, 2020
Shantilism
The Norwegian diplomat was a victim of shantilism today, when angry protestors pelted rotten onions at him.
In Egypt the fear of shantilism forced embassy workers to take extra precautions.
In Egypt the fear of shantilism forced embassy workers to take extra precautions.
Shantilism by King of Parliament November 23, 2011
Stareitis
a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.
Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012