Sangitis

a disease of the vagina - brought upon by excessive crushing over british boys. symptoms include, but are not necessarily limited to: dryness, itchiness, and sand in the vaginal region.

Sangita caught sangitis from her promiscuous love affair with british-pop band singers.

by wuppie29 April 3, 2009

Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

by Claphead145 November 10, 2020

saugitis

Where ones arm flails back and then forward uncontrollably and then your hand moves in a circle. It is most common to come down with this disease in February and early March but it is possible to develop an acute case as early as January. This disease cannot be cured by a doctor but instead by your local department of natural resources with the purchase of 1 fishing license and several treatments at the local lakes and reservoirs.

Employee: I can't come into work today I have a bad case of saugitis.

Boss: Don't come in and infect the rest of us! *Click*

Employee: Hell yeah he bought it put the tackle in the truck and lets go!

by tyraindreams June 12, 2012

Vagina Sanditis

Having sand in one's Vagina. Being un-manly. Unpreventable and incurable- Vagina Sanditis comes in intense waves of sickness which may be disgusting to bystanders. Scientists around the world in are working on a Cure however to this day nothing has be confirmed. Associated with Powerlifting and strength sports.

Looking for excuses for being weak and feeble cause the arrival of Vagina Sanditis. Missing any of the 3-lifts also cause this sickness.

by PitArea51 April 6, 2011

mind sanitiser

Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images

Have you seen that toilet? Good grief, I need some mind sanitiser

by Todderz February 20, 2021

sungitis

sungitis - AKA cs freak - to be addicted to the game of cs, to be taken in by the excitement that comes from playing in the amazing world of cs

sung you fucking have sungtits you play too much counterstrike"

by takesh1 March 14, 2005

sanjitis

n. a mental affliction of being drawn to cheering for Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Season 6, even though his ability to sing is questionable.

Oh no! I think I have sanjitis; I voted for him over 20 times after American Idol last night.

by Kelly Baldwin April 16, 2007