Sangitis
a disease of the vagina - brought upon by excessive crushing over british boys. symptoms include, but are not necessarily limited to: dryness, itchiness, and sand in the vaginal region.
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Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
Hand Sanitiser by Claphead145 November 10, 2020
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saugitis
Where ones arm flails back and then forward uncontrollably and then your hand moves in a circle. It is most common to come down with this disease in February and early March but it is possible to develop an acute case as early as January. This disease cannot be cured by a doctor but instead by your local department of natural resources with the purchase of 1 fishing license and several treatments at the local lakes and reservoirs.
Employee: I can't come into work today I have a bad case of saugitis.
Boss: Don't come in and infect the rest of us! *Click*
Employee: Hell yeah he bought it put the tackle in the truck and lets go!
Boss: Don't come in and infect the rest of us! *Click*
Employee: Hell yeah he bought it put the tackle in the truck and lets go!
saugitis by tyraindreams June 12, 2012
Vagina Sanditis
Having sand in one's Vagina. Being un-manly. Unpreventable and incurable- Vagina Sanditis comes in intense waves of sickness which may be disgusting to bystanders. Scientists around the world in are working on a Cure however to this day nothing has be confirmed. Associated with Powerlifting and strength sports.
Looking for excuses for being weak and feeble cause the arrival of Vagina Sanditis. Missing any of the 3-lifts also cause this sickness.
Vagina Sanditis by PitArea51 April 6, 2011
mind sanitiser
Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images
mind sanitiser by Todderz February 20, 2021
sanjitis
n. a mental affliction of being drawn to cheering for Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Season 6, even though his ability to sing is questionable.
sanjitis by Kelly Baldwin April 16, 2007
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