scaleitis

A disease you might have if you shovel a snow-like material off your shoulders every five minutes

Dude, hawthorne is shedding. He must have scaleitis

scaleitis by box April 30, 2005

scaleitis

When an individual's skin becomes so dry it starts to resemble scales of a reptile, it is known simply as scaleitis

Hawthy's skin is rougher than sand paper, he must have some scaleitis going on!

scaleitis by Tflair November 26, 2010

Swoleitis 

Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.

People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.

Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"

Swoleitis by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008

Stareitis 

a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.

I wasn't able to complete my project because of my stareitis.

Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012

scarzitis

Corzes peeple 2 tpye liek tihs an Scarz iz payshunt zeerow

i tpye liek dis cuz uv scarzitis

scarzitis by Rando.monium December 29, 2015

scalatish 

from Hebrew scall(probably a painful skin inflamation characterized by hard itchy scales): ridiculously annoying.

Ok, that's THREE times Facespace has rejected my password -- fuckin scalatish POS!

scalatish by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2011

Shaneitis 

A disease in which you do not show up to school or work. Originated from Shane not showing up.

Hey guys, I can’t make it. I’ve caught shaneitis.

Shaneitis by Applefart69 August 1, 2018