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scaleitis
When an individual's skin becomes so dry it starts to resemble scales of a reptile, it is known simply as scaleitis
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scaleitis • scarzitis • Scabitis • Scagleotis • scalatish • scalefish • Scalelish • scamitis • Scaretistic • scarlettiscooool
Swoleitis
Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.
People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
Swoleitis by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008
Stareitis
a dreadful condition in which a college student, upon learning of the impending due date of a project, proceeds to stare at said project for an indefinite period of time.
Stareitis by death-havoc December 9, 2012
scarzitis
scarzitis by Rando.monium December 29, 2015
scalatish
from Hebrew scall(probably a painful skin inflamation characterized by hard itchy scales): ridiculously annoying.
scalatish by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2011
Shaneitis
Shaneitis by Applefart69 August 1, 2018
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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