sanjitis
n. a mental affliction of being drawn to cheering for Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Season 6, even though his ability to sing is questionable.
sanjitis by Kelly Baldwin April 16, 2007
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Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies
Hand Sanitiser by Claphead145 November 10, 2020
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Vagina Sanditis
Having sand in one's Vagina. Being un-manly. Unpreventable and incurable- Vagina Sanditis comes in intense waves of sickness which may be disgusting to bystanders. Scientists around the world in are working on a Cure however to this day nothing has be confirmed. Associated with Powerlifting and strength sports.
Looking for excuses for being weak and feeble cause the arrival of Vagina Sanditis. Missing any of the 3-lifts also cause this sickness.
Vagina Sanditis by PitArea51 April 6, 2011
mind sanitiser
Vodka, or gin, or any high-strength alcohol-based product when taken for the purpose of cleansing the mind of horrible thoughts and images
mind sanitiser by Todderz February 20, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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