sanjitis

n. a mental affliction of being drawn to cheering for Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Season 6, even though his ability to sing is questionable.

Oh no! I think I have sanjitis; I voted for him over 20 times after American Idol last night.

by Kelly Baldwin April 16, 2007

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Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

by Claphead145 November 10, 2020

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sanjitis • Sajitis • Sangitis • Hand Sanitiser • mind sanitiser • Vagina Sanditis

Sajitis

A disease that only shows symptoms before noon;
the rest of the day you feel fine.

(Leaving a voicemail for your boss at work) "I won't be in today, I came down with a real bad case of Sajitis. Count on me having it every Monday as well as the Friday before my birthday."

(8:00 am) "Man, this case of the Saj is really messing me up!"
(3:00 pm) "You down for some drinks?"

by Ashtron October 15, 2012

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Sangitis

a disease of the vagina - brought upon by excessive crushing over british boys. symptoms include, but are not necessarily limited to: dryness, itchiness, and sand in the vaginal region.

Sangita caught sangitis from her promiscuous love affair with british-pop band singers.

by wuppie29 April 3, 2009

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Vagina Sanditis

Having sand in one's Vagina. Being un-manly. Unpreventable and incurable- Vagina Sanditis comes in intense waves of sickness which may be disgusting to bystanders. Scientists around the world in are working on a Cure however to this day nothing has be confirmed. Associated with Powerlifting and strength sports.

Looking for excuses for being weak and feeble cause the arrival of Vagina Sanditis. Missing any of the 3-lifts also cause this sickness.

by PitArea51 April 6, 2011

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