Shakerbate

The act of "shaking off" excess moisture after urinating in such a violent and vigorous fashion for such a long duration as to practically be masturbating.

"The guy using the next urinal over took at least a minute to dry off, that's what I call a shakerbate!"

Shakerbate by Neil G. February 9, 2007

Showerbate 

The Act of furious Masturbating during a shower

Damn Showerbating isnt funny anymore

Showerbate by Wilitus July 29, 2005

Shakerite 

The award winning newspaper of Shaker Heights High School.

student 1: have you read the newest issue of the shakerite?
student 2: yeah, i was totally sawdy that they didnt put in my story.

Shakerite by ShakerSpeaks May 7, 2009

shasterbate 

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

shasterbate by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Smokerbate 

When a person strays from a group smoking ganja and proceeds to smoke by themselves without any contact with the other members of the group.

"Like, why smokerbate? We have like two ounces of fire here, good conversation, and all the snacks you'll ever need."

Smokerbate by The Ganja Guy January 10, 2010

shaturbate 

To shit and masturbate at the same time

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny

shaturbate by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

Shiterbate 

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

Shiterbate by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009