SCATERBATE

The act of jerking off while taking a shit. Usually done with both hands and no lube.

Jason`s loves to scaterbate every morning before starting his day at the bakery!

by jallen35 January 7, 2022

cube-sterbate

To pleasure oneself while in an office cubicle.

James decided to cube-sterbate after he finished up the monthly sales report.

by RK64 September 26, 2006

shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Scatterbating

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

shaturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny

by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

Shiterbate

To go to the restroom, informing everyone you intend to take a shit, and remain in the restroom for an extended period of time while actually masterbating

Scott: Where is Kevin?
Andy: Oh he is in the bathroom, has been for 20 minutes, said he was taking a shit.
Scott: Oh, he must be going to shiterbate.

by Nazgul4591 November 1, 2009

skatergater

People who r obsessed with skateboarding. Also they think they are sooooo cool and awesome when there really just wannabe's .

Skateboarding again? Ur such a skatergater.

by rockstar4 July 13, 2010